(Source: the--personal--quotes)

thevulcantimelord:

the universe has a sick sense of humor

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

kayethepterodactyl:

I think it’s really hilarious that one of the many things feminism tries to fight is society continually trying to define a “real woman” despite women saying “um no,” and that one of the prime arguments of anti-feminism is “this is what a feminist is!” while feminists everywhere go “um no.”

(Source: thesquawkingdead)

assliam:

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab)

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

nxtmcqueen:

really funny old sport

(Source: space-bees)