Shadow Puppet

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

kayethepterodactyl:

I think it’s really hilarious that one of the many things feminism tries to fight is society continually trying to define a “real woman” despite women saying “um no,” and that one of the prime arguments of anti-feminism is “this is what a feminist is!” while feminists everywhere go “um no.”

assliam:

im either annoying or annoyed like thats it

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu